|Join Date||September 7, 2011|
|Approx. Post Count||19,229|
|Favorite Anime||Gintama' and Boku no Pico|
A regular on the forums. He is renowned for his obsessive love of the Gintama series and his inability to use basic punctuation? His username is derived from one of his most erotic fantasies imaginable; he fantasizes about being gassed in his beloved Hitler's gaschamber for being part of the filthy non-aryan race, causing him to endlessly jizz, thus the name JizzyHitler was created.
A massive tryhard who insists that people who don't give a shit about him fill his puny page with ridicule.' but if you look beyond that he is actually a kind kindred spirit.
He is known to be a hardcore masochist who insists people to step on him which always resulting in pools of white goo. While other times he purposely displays a lack of intellect in the hope of people sending him death threats which, in turn, he masturbates to. He is widely regarded as one of the most fucked up guys on MAL.
He also refuses to drop any anime he started watching due to which he has completed anime such as BlazBlue: Alter Memory and other horrible series. However, being "more of a gamer than anything for [his] main hobby" it is questionable how he manages to have enough time to never drop an anime. It is generally assumed that his list is as legit as DateYutaka's.
C - KeyEdit
Since 2013 he has been using a keyboard with a broken C-key, but was too lazy/cheap to actually get a new one. Since then he has supposedly been copying and pasting each individual "c". This incident has led to much ridicule although he has stated he is perfectly fine with it, stating:
He was the winner of MAL's first No-Fapping contest and temporarily changed his username to NotJizzyHitler. That guy's fucking insane.
In May 2014, JizzyHitler has started watching Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu/Legend of the Galactic Heroes. Despite not currently liking elitists, it can be heavily assumed that he will turn into one himself upon finishing it. Most users think that he will lower the score of every other anime so that LotGH can be his one and only true 10.
Despite being given the option of redeeming his awful taste, on wensday 07-02-14 he solidified his awful taste in good writing by giving legend of the galatic heroes a shameful .9/10. If there had ever been even the smallest possible glimmer of credibility in this man, it was now gone. Fucking pleb.
Views on JesusEdit
Shit Not entirely bad tasteEdit
The following is a list of the most ridiculous ratings this impertinent fool has ever given.
- Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch - 5 (should objectively be a 10)
- Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch R2 - 3 (should objectively be a 10)
- Cowboy Bebop - 9 (should objectively be a 10)
- Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - 9 (should objectively be a 10)
- Legend of the Galactic Heroes - 9 (should objectively be an 1)
- Inferno Cop - 7 (should objectively be a 10 or ???)
- Kill la Kill - 4 (should objectively be either a 1 or a 10)
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica - 5 (should objectively be a 9)
- Shingeki no Kyojin - 6 (should objectively be a 10)
- Sword Art Online - 4 (should objectively be a 10)
... this list became much longer than it was supposed to be but just look how
shit passing his taste is.
- Kimi ga Nozomu Eien
- Hipsters and Elitists
- Good taste
- Good grammar
Memorable Hate ColumnEdit
"Jizzyhitler is fucking gay. He has shit taste in anime. This has been a public service announcement by a certain MAL userwho chooses to only disclose her first name, "Tasfiah". You're fucking gay.