|Join Date||March 29, 2011|
|Approx. Post Count||17,312|
DateYutaka, the most objective user on MAL and the "historian of the midium", is one of the few true Japanese users on MAL. He now goes by the name of FGAU1912, which stands for Fucking Gaylord Ass Umbrella of 1912, which is an ode to his favourite antique umbrella he got from his uncle. The size of his anime list reflects his mind-blowing inability to speak basic English. According to some rumours, he lost both of his arms in the Vietnam war when he tried to steal his commanding officer's issue of Shounen Jump and now has to type with his chin, which would somewhat explain the horrible English.
Users beware, contact/exposure to Date will undoubtedly give you downs, cancer, and AIDS. This wiki and its affiliates bid great caution to anyone who wishes to engage in the objective master's bickering, for his objective truthsaying is so pure, correct, and unopposed, that you may have to commit seppuku to experience the glorious artful insight that Date has received in the years since his conception. The fucker was watching intellectual anime three days after he started sucking on his pacifier. What the fuck have you done with your life? Surprisingly his grammar is not as atrocious as his spelling. For the love of god someone get this guy an English dictionary for his birthday. Apparently spell checker is also a foreign concept to him.
An example of Date's English:Edit
its maybe be lower than it woce was but some anime stll get abouve 10.00 rating om tv
What does it all mean?Edit
It means Date came to MAL to improve his profienciency in the English Language while educating ignorant anime fans overseas of Japan. Despite his good intentions, it should be painfully obvious to us that it is not working and he should be seeking another alternatives to reach his goals rather than spend more time posting engrish in the MAL forums.
Of course, much like the Oracle in the Matrix, some suspect Date's cryptic words hold some deeper meaning about the future of MAL and perhaps even anime itself. While most consider Date's posts nonsensical ramblings, true believers still try to decipher them. However, it will more than likely be too late by the time anything meaningful is discovered and the Datepocalypse will be upon us.
Sides will be chosen, people will die~ Game of MAL Edit
A group of extremist have taken to the idea that Date is a false prophet and serve as a counterpart to Date devotees. Date devotees claim this group was most likely started by TallonKarrde23 as a grass roots movement to undermine Date's divinity and rightful claim as Savior of MAL and all of Anime.
Will Date deliver the anime community unto darkness, or guide it to the promise land? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL MAL
His anime and manga collection is presumably worth over 8,000,000 American dollars. The girl in his profile picture is apparently his girlfriend.
Each user is free to believe these claims. Along with believing in the existence of tooth fairies and Santa Claus.
One time he posted a picture of his anime/manga collection but someone traced it back to this random girl's Deviantart page. He then claimed that he took the picture and she was copying him.
His Fabled Anime Rating CriteriaEdit
Quoted from the man himself:
- my 11 main things i rate on
- 1 Impact on Impact on industry both the anime and Original Manga had
- 2 TV Ratings in Japan [ Gross for movies Unit sales for OVAs 3 Manga Ka of the Sourcework
- 4 how loyal the anime stayed to its source how well the compare to other big name in its genre
- 5 Seiyuu casting [ how many i know by voice i use the royal I here ]
- 6 Impact on General Pop Culture in Japan and the West 7 Impact on Otaku Culture in Japan and the West
- 8 Music[ Instrumentation]
- 9 merchandise sales
- 10 art style
- 11 Studio who produced the anime[ and what thay have done for the industry]
- The English Language
- Western anime fans
- Late night anime
- Idol voice actors like Miyano Mamoru and Nana Mizuki